RAW Thoughts As It Happens 7-14-08
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RAW is live tonight from Raleigh, North Carolina. To my knowledge no matches have been announced.
We start off with a video of last weeks main event to see who would be facing Punk at the Bash this Sunday. KANE’S GOING NUTS. IS HE FUCKING ALIVE OR WHAT!?!? Go after Lillian Garcia anytime you want, but when you go after Michael Cole, we got beef mother fucker.
Ok what the hell is going on? We go from a Steph/Shane video, to Jericho and HBK brawling outside the ring for no reason. Why were they out there? Where did they come from? Why weren’t they brawling backstage? These are the questions that I ponder…
Here comes the crazy man Kane. I think he wants to apologize…..
Ok, maybe not. No idea what the hell just transpired. Kane says something and walks away.
NOW HBK and Jericho are fighting backstage, and still yet no explanation of how or why they were brawling outside the ring at the start of the show.
Katie Lea vs. Mickie James. Holy shit. Nice close up of Katie’s cleavage right there. Nice Lou Thesz press for the win. Katie doesn’t do much for me. Burchill is holding Mickie and Katie is slapping her…here comes Kofi for the save. Kofi’s pants fall off in the process.
JR thinks we have a IC title match next, they go to commercial.
We indeed do have an impromptu IC title match, Burchill vs Kofi. Kofi gets the win with the Trouble In Paradise. It actually was a nice little match. The crowd was quiet for everything but the end. Maybe they just wanted the match to end.
Here is the best thing on RAW, Santino, with Matteo Striker. Santino says he made a challenge to anyone in the RAW lockeroom and someone is “Deathmeat”. Kane is looking for Punk, Santino tells him to go check the Pepsi machine. Nice. Now he is eating tums! Fantastic segment. As per usual, when featuring Santino.
Cena challenges JBL to find 2 partners and take on CTC in a 6 man tag match. I find it hilarious that Cena’s promo on JBL is going to be longer than 75% if the matches on tonights show. Don’t get me wrong, Cena is the shit on the mic, but damn. Nonetheless, that was a pretty impressive promo.
Santino is out. He wants someone to come out and be “Deathmeat”. Here comes Beth Phoenix to answer his challenge. See what they should do here is have Beth be Santino’s new love interest. Kinda like Chyna/Eddie back in the day.
They are having a legit match. Santino runs into the turnbuckle, Beth gets him from behind and rolls him up for the 3 count. This is what makes Santino the best. He can lose to a woman and he will be over more next week than he was this week. Shit, he can and does, love every match, and he still gets better and better.
Yes, the sexiest diva in WWE, Kelly Kelly is up next! They announce Kane vs CM Punk TONIGHT.
I could look at her ass for days. I could just put my face in it and leave it in there all day. Even if she just took a shit, I would still lick Kelly Kelly’s asshole. Why the fuck are these douchebags coming out here?
Ok fuck this. I officially hate these pricks. But I think thats the point wasn’t it? We got something we wanted, in Kelly Kelly, and Rhodes and Dibiase took it away. Lets see if this actually works. I’d never thought I’d be so happy to see Jim Duggan. Holy shit! Cody just schooled Duggan nicely. Damn, Duggan knew they were right. He didn’t even say a word. I don’t really see the point of the segment, other than just to get Kelly Kelly on TV, which they could’ve done another way. JBL could’ve just asked them backstage if they wanted to be his partners. What a waste of time. They could’ve actually had a match in place of that garbage.
Punk vs. Kane is next.
Kane has some sort of bag with him. Is that Taker’s frozen DNA? Does Kane want to know if Taker is dead so he can clone him? I want answers.
Punk with a bulldog to Kane onto the floor, Punk wins via count out. Kane is furious..throwing chairs in the ring, attacks Punk. This isn’t good. Kane puts Punk’s head in the chair and goes to the top rope. Batista runs out, makes the save, takes out Kane. Hits Kane with a chair. Oh shit. That was awesome. Punk went to shake Batista’s hand, Batista wouldn’t, he said he saved Punk but he wants the title, he pats Punk on the face, Punk PUSHES Batista and says don’t ever lay your hands on me, then Batista hits Punk with a spinebuster.
Nice match, nice post match. Just about the only good thing on RAW so far, besides Santino.
Holy fuck. Paul London vs Chris Jericho. This is one of the best possible matches WWE can offer. I can’t believe it.
Jericho is just destroying London. I knew it was too good to be true. Makes sense though, London is HBK’s boy. London finally getting a little offense in. Yeah, very little. YES!! Jericho is using the Walls the old school way. Jericho says London can take Jericho’s path, where he can achieve…honor? London already lost his Honor 5 years ago.
Here comes HBK. He tells Jericho the worst is yet to come. I am looking forward to their match at the PPV after tonight, even if the opening segment made no sense.
I can get down with Snitsky vs Noble. The more Jaime Noble on TV the better. Apparently this isn’t even a real match, just a fight. Noble is trying to earn Layla’s love. I have no idea why, considering a girl like Kelly Kelly is free. What the fuck? Has Snitsky been laying in the tanning bed with a t-shirt on?
6 man tag is next.
55% of the fans who voted think Punk is going to lose his title out of the 3 champions.
They are previewing the Great American Bash wish I will be doing also, later this week…be on the look out for that within the next couple days.
Main event time. hahaha, Cena totally missed that leg drop from the top rope. JBL got dq’d for kicking Cena…? Man, if they are gonna do this backstage shit, why not have 1-2 cameraman doing all the filming instead of having 4 of them all cue up in the perfect positions? Know what I’m saying?
Wow. What a horrible ending. A blind man could see that Cena was no longer in front of the car.
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LOL this is awesome
JBLpoopy
15 Jul 08 at 2:04 am
Raw gettin better what up with the to mini randy ortons in the main event
Tha guy
15 Jul 08 at 2:58 am