WTF Wednesday - Vince McMahon Ruptures His Uterus

In a freak accident, Vince McMahon suffered a ruptured uterus.  According to sources, the reason why Vince has been off of TV is because he suffered an injury at his home while he was mopping his kitchen floor.  He was allegedly cleaning his kitchen, when he slipped on a wet spot, which sent him tumbling to the floor and in the process, his mop went flying into the air, landed on the counter knocking over a toaster, which resulted in it falling onto his uterus, which was ruptured in the process.  Click the link below for the full story.

When Shane McMahon was reached for comment, he said, “Dad is going to be OK.  He lost the child that he was carrying for me and my wife because we are unable to have children but we are just glad that Dad is OK.”  When asked about the fatal death of his unborn child he said, “Everything will work out.  Stephanie just had her second child, so in a couple months, once everything settles down, I will talk it over with her but, I hope to shoot some of my sperm into her and maybe she can carry my child.  Just don’t let her near any toasters!” with a smile.

Doctors say Vince will make a speedy recovery and there is no long term damage.  He should be appearing on WWE TV anytime now.

DISCLAIMER: This news is fictional.  There is no truth to any of it.  It is purely for entertainment purposes.  

 

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