WTF Wednesday - Hulk Hogan vs. The Warrior To Headline Wrestlemania XXV

In a shocking move, to celebrate the 25th Edition of Wrestlemania, WWE has signed a re-match almost 20 years in the making.  A re-match from Wrestlemania VI, “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan vs. The Warrior.  This is a bold move considering all of the legal issues that the Warrior has brought to WWE, not to mention the Ultimate Warrior DVD they put out.  In a stunning move, both Warrior and Hogan will be surpassing Floyd Mayweather Jr’s WM payday of $20 million.  They will be making $50 million combined.  Warrior will be making $1 more than Hogan because he said if he didn’t get paid more than Hogan he was going to hold out of the match.

One of the angles that they are going to use to get the feud started is that, allegedly Warrior will be Hulk’s daughter, Brooke’s new boyfriend.  To add to that, to piggy back off of Brooke’s reality show, they will add her gay friend Glen into the mix and put him with Hogan.  Glen, who just realized he didnt’ like the cock anymore and was attracted to Brooke.  He wants to win her love and Hulk thinks he is the right man for Brooke.

Another idea being tossed around is to have Linda, Hogan’s ex wife and the mother of Brooke be the Special Guest Ref for the match.

The feud is still in the beginning stages of creative, we should have more details soon.

DISCLAIMER: This shit is fictional.  Done for my pure amusement.  Not a real occurance.

 

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